Pubs, they're never ending. If you can't enjoy yourself in Tenerife, you want help. The PATCH is well known with many bars located within short distances of each other.

THE PATCH & PUBS etc

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Brahms & List. Parque de la Paz, opposite the Mediterranean Palace. Live entertainment with: Peter Taylor Young, Jamie Rourke, Kevin Bennett and many more. Plus guest artists. Large screen satellite TV. Open from 11-30am for bar snacks.

Flip Flops. Family bar run by Pat & John offering traditionally cooked food from 10am - 8pm. They also serve breakfasts all day, handy if you oversleep from a heavy night before. The place is fully air conditioned and has a variety of beers available. It is located at Los Cristianos, inside Fontana Courtyard, not far from Burger King. Well worth a visit in my opinion. See map.

PRINCESS DI's : Cabaret & Karaoke Bar. The Patch, Las Americas.

LIVE ACTS 7 NIGHTS A WEEK.

Resident compere Les Styles. Good Pub Grub served ( All English ) Carling & Strongbow beverages.

Rumours. This popular bar is located underneath Linekers bar at the Starco Centre, Las Americas. They place has been going for about 6 years now and plays a variety of music from the 80's up to the present. This place offers the usuall 2 for 1 drinks deal up to 12 midnight and has many games & competitions give-aways throughout the evening. It's certainly worth a visit if like a buzzing atmosphere.

Scotties Cabaret Family Bar, Star acts nightly, plus bingo, karaoke, Sky digital TV, Video, big screen, Fully air conditioned. On tap:- Tennants lager, Tartan Special, Carling, Caffreys, Strongbow. Open 12-00 noon, basket meals 5-9pm. C.C. Starco, Las Americas. next to Linekers Bar across the road from Veronicas. Telephone 922 79 71 07

The Don John, British entertainment bar. Karaoke with a difference. Located at the Apolo Center, Los Cristianos. Near market and taxi rank

The Full Monty, The Patch, Playa las Americas. Telephone 922 75 11 72

The Heritage, This bar is located in Los Cristainos just seconds away from the bus station at the edge of the San Marino building. It is currently run by Dave & Debbie, a lovely couple out to please and make your holiday memerable. They serve Boddingtons bitter for just 350 ptas a pint, Dorada at 250 ptas, Flowers IPA at 250ptas, Strongbow at 400ptas, and Becks at 350 ptas. It's almost like being at home, but less expensive. They have entertainment most nights with a weekly guest appearance by Phil Kettley from Oasis 101 radio station. Enjoy yourselves.

The Irish Fiddler, Irish Music Bar, Live music, Sunday sport Sky 1,2,&3. Los Geranios, San Eugenio, Las Americas. Opposite C.C. San Eugenio shopping centre, up the hill from Harleys Restaurant. Telephone 922 71 23 86

The Penny Farthing, Karaoke family bar, live sports coverage, Full snack menu, daytime cream teas, open midday till late, opposite Costa Mar, Los Cristianos.

The Waterfront, Top cabaret acts 7 nights a week. Digital Sports TV. Terrace bar. On the sea front, near train stop, C.C. Salytien, Las Americas. Telephone 922 79 61 09

Wigan Pier, Cabaret most nights with Crystal Starr ( drag entertainer comedian vocalist ), volunteers welcome, located up the hill past Linekers bar, Las Americas.

Yates 2000 is located at the Starco centre, Las Americas, adjacent to Linekers bars. This small but popular bar offers great music and 2 for 1 deals on selected products. The staff are friendly and the service is good. The proprietors are Ray & Kevin Kay, the owners of The Wigan Pier and Mr K's which is also within the Starco complex.